tumblrs not even that interesting right now i should probably just go to sleep.
UGH i kinda got excited because I thought there was a new episode of game of thrones but then i realized it’s tomorrow Dx
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
swiggity swag the nightmare stag
That last bit made me laugh more than necessary
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MAJESTIC CREATURE. THIS MY FRIEND, IS A TIGER
THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST THING EVER
THEY EVEN COME IN WHITE
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING PAWS I JUS T WANT TO TOUCH THEM
AND THEIR BABIES LIKE ARE THEY EVEN REAL
AND I’M NOT GONNA SAY THEY’RE HARMLESS BUT ILY
IT’S EATING FROM A BOWL I’M SCREAMING
HONESTLY THEY JUST REALLY BIG KITTIES
SUP BITCHES LETS DO SOME SWIMMING
THEY ALSO LIKE SNOW
LIKE CAN U NOT BE SO PERF???
T I G E R S
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him