The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
(via themeghanchakra)
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: dylanobylan, via joedempsieruinedmylife)
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
(via joedempsieruinedmylife)
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
(via joedempsieruinedmylife)
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
(Source: homobeans, via themeghanchakra)
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
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